Click through for our super fun round up of spring sweaters, Hunt & Gather!
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Divya: Apparently somebody really needs to remember to shave above the knee.
Alison: Her thigh mustaches need trimming.
Price: $545 Availability: In Stock
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Heavy Browsing: Collecting the Best of the Worst of Online Shopping
Some people have one true love. We’re lucky enough to have two: chatting online and shopping. They both made great dates for Valentine’s day, don’t worry.
Seeing as we’ve been shopping online for nearly ten years, there’s no subject we’re better qualified to cover. And, that includes the fields in which we have degrees and professional experience.
We browse our favorite shopping sites to bring our readers the best of the worst of what’s online (outside of pictures of cats and other people’s weddings, of course). Then, we come up with funny comments.
We think it’s pretty neat (which is also how we take our whiskey), and people seem to agree. We’ve even been featured on some of our favorite sites: Refinery29, Refinery29 (again!), Laughing Squid, The Hairpin, Buzzfeed, and MTV.
We’ve included an example above, but you can also take a look at some others on our Tumblr.
Thanks for your time and consideration.
Divya & Alison
Divya: I like it when my track jackets combine elements of feline portraiture with the religious and allegorical symbolism of 17th century Flemish vanitas funerary art.
Alison: I just like it when there are cat faces on my boobs.
Price: $1812 Availability: In Stock
D: Time to put the sex appeal back into helping children cross the street.
A: Safety first. Self-respect last.
Price: $116 Availability: In Stock
D: High-waisted pants.
A: I like to tuck in my boobs.
Price: $1495 Availability: In Stock
Thanks for the submission, Sammy M.!
A: That’s what happens when you fellate a hot dog.
D: Someone just got home from an adult-themed barbeque.
Price: $215 Availability: Sold Out
D: Hey, my eyes are up here.
A: Hey, my boobs are down here.
Price: $470 Availability: In Stock
D: What not to wear when you plan to urinate in a public pool.
A: Well, what am I supposed to wear then?!
Price: $355 Availability: Sold Out
D: It looks like you’re supposed to carry 40s in the pockets, which would, in fact, actually make these shorts awesome.
A: And here I’ve been carrying 40s in my purse all this time.
Price: $1,000 Availability: In Stock
A: Finally, pants that can truly accommodate a well-endowed man.
D: Out: boyfriend pants. In: best boyfriend ever pants.
Price: $400 Availability: Sold Out
D: Every man needs a nice, professional slingback.
A: You can wear these to business casual beaches.
Price: $59 Availability: In Stock
D: Nothing moisturizes my lips like a cat’s face.
A: Only the contours of a cat’s ears and snout can provide that uneven application I’m looking for.
Price: $25 Availability: In Stock
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A: Never trust a fart.
D: Or a juice cleanse.
Price: $88 Availability: In Stock
Thanks for the submission, Jack the Brindle Bulldog!
D: Little House on the Prairie: SVU.
A: This will be perfect for my upcoming Amish-themed sex party.
Price: $450 Availability: Sold Out
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